Damian Conway, Perl hacker extraordinaire, will be speaking at the University of Toronto on Wednesday, July 16. The title of his talk is "Temporally Quaquaversal Virtual Nanomachine Programming in Multiple Topologically Connected Quantum-Relativistic Parallel Timespaces... Made Easy"; the venue is Room 1160 of the Bahen Centre for Information Technology (40 St. George St.). Doors open at 5:00 pm, Damian should be there to start talking at 6:00, and yes, there will be a pub afterward.