The first thing my former students friends gave me at my going-away party last week was an envelope full of random phrases. I was apparently supposed to entertain them with elevator pitch karaoke, but hey, there was cake 'n' balloons---who can focus when there's cake 'n' balloons? Anyway, for the record, here's what was in the envelope:
sea monkey farms for world domination
amphibians trounce mammals
maximize the beer bottle coaster efficiency of copies of Beautiful Code
hippo mortality rates
teaching elevator pitches
Next time, folks---I promise, next time I'll do it.