Thanks For All the Pitches, Too

The first thing my former students friends gave me at my going-away party last week was an envelope full of random phrases. I was apparently supposed to entertain them with elevator pitch karaoke, but hey, there was cake 'n' balloons---who can focus when there's cake 'n' balloons? Anyway, for the record, here's what was in the envelope:
  • sea monkey farms for world domination
  • amphibians trounce mammals
  • Timbits
  • maximize the beer bottle coaster efficiency of copies of Beautiful Code
  • hippo mortality rates
  • the moon
  • teaching elevator pitches
Next time, folks---I promise, next time I'll do it.
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