Years ago, I lost my temper while arguing with my brother, and said, "Jeff, I could teach you everything I know and you'd still be an idiot." Please keep that in mind as you read this site.

Recent posts

Pre-Calloused Thumbs

I’ve obviously fallen behind on The Onion, as well… And hey, did I work for this guy?
December 07, 2007

Velocity Conference

Now that Jon Pipitone has unhacked this blog, I can tell you about a new conference from O’Reilly called Velocity, happening on June 23-24, 2008 at the San F...
December 06, 2007

Catching Up

I’d fallen behind with my Dilbert:
December 05, 2007