It's Less Funny When It's Your Life
A couple of days ago, Steve Yegge posted a sort-of funny piece to his blog about Wikileaks leaking the source code of 5000 open source Java projects by making all modifiers ‘public’ and all classes and members non-‘final’. One mock-quote in it was:
If people could keep using the older, more convenient APIs I made for them, then why...would they use my newer, ridiculously complicated ones? It boggles the imagination.
In response, a friend of mine who works for a major bank said that he just had to explain to a new Java programmer why:
- In Java, you have to use
getYear()which needs you to add 1900 to the year (because that was reasonable to somebody)
- Months are 0 based, but days of the month are not.
DATEto get year month and day. Because you know, I always think of describing the date with dates. It's recursive. Or circular. It's something.
- Even with all three dates, you'll still end up getting nothing done, because you can't compare dates. So go just download this open source library instead.
- And finally, now you have opensource, so fill out this security deviation form for the bank.