Movie-Plot Threat Contest

Bruce Schneier is running a movie-plot thread contest. No, this is not a late April Fool's Day joke; yes, you should enter. Possibilities that have already been covered include:

• Terrorists might mix superglue with women's makeup
• Terrorists might do a suicide bomber on stage for American Idol finale
• Terrorists might promote catfights
• Terrorists might do simultaneous 'wardrobe failures'
• Terrorists might equip rabbits with explosive-laden backpacks, with detonators attached to their heart-rate monitors

(If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas, the last one sounds cool…)