Thanks For All the Pitches, Too


The first thing my former students friends gave me at my going-away party last week was an envelope full of random phrases. I was apparently supposed to entertain them with elevator pitch karaoke, but hey, there was cake ‘n’ balloons—who can focus when there’s cake ‘n’ balloons? Anyway, for the record, here’s what was in the envelope:

Next time, folks—I promise, next time I’ll do it.