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Jokes, absurdist observations, and things that were funny at the time.
2025-02-17
There's Nothin' to Know
2024-01-08
Theory and Practice
2023-04-24
The Old Guy
2022-07-09
Poynting Collector
2021-04-19
Evening and Morning Routine
2020-01-03
Data Science Theory vs. Practice
2019-11-05
Power is Always Suspicious of Fun
2019-09-22
Ecosystems
2019-07-05
A Modest Proposal
2019-04-04
Not a Hammer
2019-02-05
Libraries Tell It Like It Is
2019-02-04
Classifying Data
2018-04-01
Yaks
2012-12-19
Internet Humor from my Mum
2011-07-29
Cheese!
2010-02-24
Kafka and American Airlines
2010-02-03
This Morning's Conversation With My Cable Service Provider
2010-02-03
Dumber Is Productiver
2009-10-04
Pure Genius
2008-12-31
Mocked by a Bar Chart
2008-09-15
How do I enlarge a fizzbar without overwriting the user's snibbit?
2008-07-21
It Wasn't *Meant* To Be Funny, But…
2008-04-03
Real World Data Causes Perl
2008-01-25
Recycled Words: knismesis
2007-11-22
We Buy It For The Interviews, Honest
2007-09-13
The Best Electoral Offer Yet
2007-08-09
Help Help—My Soil Is Dry and I Can't Germinate
2007-08-01
Daaaahling
2007-07-28
Let Me See…Is It Control-Shift-J?
2007-06-19
The Software Project Coloring Book
2007-04-20
Friday Humor
2006-09-07
Superficially Plausible Business Plan #31
2006-08-18
When I Rule the World #173: Google's Summer of Code
2006-04-04
Movie-Plot Threat Contest
2006-03-30
Head Rush Black Belt Secret Hacks of the [buzzword] Zen Masters!